im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
starring helena bonham carter as johnny depp
Co-starring Johnny Depp as Helena Bonham Carter.
this is a follower appreciation post because if you think about it when 1 person follows you it’s not just a number it’s like a whole real person who breathes and eats and hits its pinky toe into furniture i mean it has legs and everything DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH OF A BIG DEAL IT IS
OKAY SO WE HAVE THIS REALLY STUPID CAT OKAY
AND MY BROTHER WAS BRUSHING HIS FUR. AND BECAUSE HE MALTS SO MUCH LOADS OF HAIR GOT STUCK IN THE COMB. SO WHEN HE PULLED THE HAIR OUT OF THE COMB HE PUT THE BALL OF FUR NEXT TO THE CAT SO HE COULD BRUSH OUR OTHER CAT.
AND TWO MIUNUTES LATER HE TURNS AROUND
AND THE CAT IS EATING THE HAIR
LIKE YOU CANT LEAVE THIS ANIMAL ALONE FOR 2 SECONDS WITHOUT IT NEARLY CHOCKING ON ITS OWN FUR